Latest images
Tìm kiếmTìm kiếm
Similar topics
Latest topics
Most active topics
Most Viewed Topics
English funny story :D
Chuyên Tin Nguyễn Trãi :: Diễn đàn học sinh khối chuyên Tin trường THPT chuyên Nguyễn Trãi - Hải Dương :: [ITNT] E N T E R T A I N M E N T :: Công viên kỉ Ura
Trang 1 trong tổng số 1 trang
English funny story :D
by flp_102 Tue May 24, 2011 7:25 am
DRUNK IRISHMEN
Two Drunk Irishmen are walking down railway tracks. First Irishman says: "Jesus Christ, I have never seen so many stairs."
Second Irishman: "Yeah, fella, it's this low railing that is killing me."
Strange ants
Little Mary: Oh, these ants are so strange: they work and work, and work all the time! They don't have rest!
Little Jack: .Really? Every time when I go on a picnic these ants are always there.,
For fifty pence
An Irishman, upon finishing his business in the toilet, was pulling up his pants when a 50 pence piece slipped from his pocket, bounced once on the lid, and fell into the hole. Peering into the hole, the Irishman told to himself, "For 50 pence? No." Upon which, he took another 50 pence piece from his pocket, let it fall into the hole to join the first, and added, "But for a pound..."
Where is milk?
Teacher: Jack, can you tell me what five things contain milk in them?
Jack: Of course! This is butter, cheese and three cows.
NGUỒN TỪ VIETNAMLEARNING.COM
Two Drunk Irishmen are walking down railway tracks. First Irishman says: "Jesus Christ, I have never seen so many stairs."
Second Irishman: "Yeah, fella, it's this low railing that is killing me."
Strange ants
Little Mary: Oh, these ants are so strange: they work and work, and work all the time! They don't have rest!
Little Jack: .Really? Every time when I go on a picnic these ants are always there.,
For fifty pence
An Irishman, upon finishing his business in the toilet, was pulling up his pants when a 50 pence piece slipped from his pocket, bounced once on the lid, and fell into the hole. Peering into the hole, the Irishman told to himself, "For 50 pence? No." Upon which, he took another 50 pence piece from his pocket, let it fall into the hole to join the first, and added, "But for a pound..."
Where is milk?
Teacher: Jack, can you tell me what five things contain milk in them?
Jack: Of course! This is butter, cheese and three cows.
NGUỒN TỪ VIETNAMLEARNING.COM
flp_102- Admin
- Tổng số bài gửi : 90
Points : 150
Reputation : 9
Join date : 17/05/2011
Age : 30
Đến từ : Vương quốc pro-ers
Chuyên Tin Nguyễn Trãi :: Diễn đàn học sinh khối chuyên Tin trường THPT chuyên Nguyễn Trãi - Hải Dương :: [ITNT] E N T E R T A I N M E N T :: Công viên kỉ Ura
Trang 1 trong tổng số 1 trang
Permissions in this forum:
Bạn không có quyền trả lời bài viết
» OST The Dark Knight Rises
» làm áo các đội tuyển euro 2012 , áo các CLB 2012, 2013 chỉ còn 80k/1 bộ
» làm áo đồng phục rẻ nhất hà nội
» NỘI QUY CHUNG CỦA DIỄN ĐÀN
» Nếu không viết lưu bút...
» download free pascal(and Dev-C++)
» Đề thi tin học trẻ tỉnh nè-Có bạn nào muốn thử sức không!!!!
» [Music] Việt !